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Highly Trained Tortoise Warning Sign – Retro Metal Pet Decor
Highly Trained Tortoise Warning Sign – Retro Metal Pet Decor
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Show off your tortoise pride with a dose of humor! This "WARNING: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained Tortoise" metal sign is a hilarious nod to your shelled sidekick's silent but steady protection. With bold vintage styling, it makes a standout piece for tortoise lovers, reptile keepers, and fans of quirky wall art.
Crafted from rust-resistant metal with pre-drilled holes for easy mounting, this 11.8" x 7.8" sign is perfect for garages, reptile rooms, backyard patios, or even office walls. Whether you’re warding off intruders or just want to spark a smile, this tin sign delivers charm and laughs in equal measure.
Why You’ll Love It:
🐢 Classic Humor: A perfect joke for proud tortoise parents
🪵 Vintage Look: Rustic design for a nostalgic vibe
🧷 Easy Hanging: Pre-drilled holes for simple mounting anywhere
🎁 Great Gift Idea: Ideal for animal lovers and reptile fans
🏡 Indoor & Outdoor Use: Built tough for any environment
Product Details:
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Size: 11.8" x 7.8"
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Material: Durable, rust-free tin
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Finish: Weathered/vintage effect
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Mounting: Pre-drilled for nails, tape, or command strips
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Style: Humorous, Rustic, Animal-Themed
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